One last night on the town?

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a night on the town. After a few drinks they end up in the red light district and enter a brothel.
The madam takes one look at the old geezers and says to her manager, “‘Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflatable doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them, They won’t know the difference.”
The manager does as she is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of business.
As they are walking home, the first one says, “You know, I think my girl was dead!”
“Dead?”, says his friend. “Why do you say that?”
“Well, she never moved or made a sound the whole time.”
The second old man says, ” ‘Coulda been worse. I think mine was a witch.”
“A WITCH??!!, Why the hell would you say that?”
“Well, I was kissing on her and gave her a little bite on the neck, then she farted and flew out the window… took my teeth with her!”

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